Life is too Short for Shitty Wine.

Don't Be Bottle Boring!

There is a lot of great juice in the world.

Why drink the same stuff all the time?

Join our Wine Slayer Wine Club

Enjoy specially curated wines every month, exclusive to our wine club members.

 

**And BONUS! You’ll receive 20% off all wine purchases**

Enjoy Your Favorite Styles

Experience New Grape Varieties

Taste Wines From Around The World 

Choose from 3 Categories:

 Wine Club wines are dry style, and are often from organic and biodynamic producers.

(that’s wine speak for not sweet, and not stuff you’ll find at the grocery store)

All white

2 bottles of crisp, white wine.

Varieties can include: Chardonnay, Vinho Verde, and Pinot Grigio

all red

2 bottles of juicy red wine. Varieties can include: Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, Zinfandel

mixed bag

A bottle of red & a bottle of white (sometimes rose!). Best of both worlds for the equal opportunity wine-o.

We do offer a sweet category of wine selections for those developing their wine palate, or just prefer dessert style wines.

 

Choose from 3 Budget Tiers:

Nifty Thrifty

$ 45 Month
  • The Thrifty Tier caters to those seeking quality bottles of wine without sacrificing the household budget. Great wine doesn’t have to cost your first born, and you don’t have to choose between “cheap” and well made. Delicious wine, made with integrity, is always affordable. The Thrifty Tier will show you how it’s done. These wines are enjoyably drinkable any day ending in the letter “Y”. Sweet selections are only available in this budget tier.

Moderate Moderation

$ 65 Month
  • The Moderate Tier is designed for the more advanced Wineaux palate. Included in your monthly Slayer Bag, you will often find more complex wine varietals, or wines from more specific or exotic wine regions. Examples may include: Sancerre, Nebbiolo, or wines from South Africa. The Moderate Tier is the perfect example of the intersection of art and science in winemaking, as well as incredible value for elevated bottles. These bottles are often considered “benchmarks” for what specific varietals/terroir will showcase.

Moneybags & Cellars

$ 105 Month
  • The Moneybags Tier is perfect for our Wine Collectors. These are extremely high quality wines, perfectly suited for cellaring. These wines are 100% Wine-o-isseur approved, and we frequently come across wines you will find on award winning restaurant wine menus. The Moneybags Tier often includes vintage labels, as well as wines hailing from the most prized wine regions in the world, like Bandol and Champagne.

Enjoy Wine Slayer Exclusive member perks when you drink with us!

  • Always receive 20% off your wine purchase in the Wine Bar or the Retail Bottle Shop.
  • Free corkage on Luxury bottles ($35+) if you want to open a bottle and enjoy it here with us.
  • Exclusive invitations to Wine Slayer Wine Club events.

We’ll reach out IRL to get you started slaying the good juice.

We like to talk to humans to do this, not some dumb SkyNet shit that’s going to take over the world.

Leave your details and one of your friendly neighborhood Wine-o-isseurs will reach out.

Rock on, WINE SLAYER!

Think of us as your wine concierge service.

 But with snarky shirts & concert tees.